future vice-president of fuck all
JOHN BRAIN

bearded scholar burning the midnight oil
CHINESE ELVIS

man of the people
BAMOS

egomaniac disco gays
FIDEL VILLENEUVE
HILLICHAMP

terrorist drag-queen
JEREMY CHICK

vomit splattered heavy drinkers
THoMaS MoRoNiC
DAVE HILLIARD

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