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Huntsman.
"Now then, come along, do!" Do you know you are supposed to
be helpin' me catch a fox? I don't believe you could catch a
snail unless you met 'im in a narrow lane!"
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JORROCKS IN
1908 ("Mr. Jorrocks counts twenty," - Handley Cross, Chap.
LI.) The hero, eyeing the thrusters). "Count twenty indeed,
the nasty, stipplechasin' beggars! The only number they care
about is number vun!"
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Keeper (to
friend of the Family). "If you do see a fox, Sir, mind you
shot 'un an' then just holler out 'Arrington! wounded bird!'
an' I'll be round an' bury 'un up wi' leaves afore anyone's
any the wiser!"
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THE SOFT
ANSWER Irate Preserver of Pheasants. "Look here, you know! I
didn't want hounds here until after I've shot my pheasants.
You're make the birds fly all over the place!" M.F.H.
"Awfully sorry; but I hadn't the least idea you didn't want
'em to learn to fly!"
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"OWING TO A
PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT." First Sportswoman (after jumping a
stile). "Come along. Do have a try!" Second S. "Oh, it's all
very well for you. But I'm going to be married next week!"
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TRIALS OF
THE GENTLEMAN-RIDER. Unfeeling Friend (to very sensitive
amateur rider, who has been badly unseated more than once).
"You'll look A1 in the Music Hall, old chap! There's a
cinematograph man at every fence!"
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TRIALS OF A
FISHERMAN. - NO. 1 Extracts form the diary of a beginner. -
"Just rented best bit of trout-fishing in the county. Heard
mayfly were up, so started at once. Found otter hounds been
all over the water. Master said he was glad to see me out,
but thought I should find waders awfully hot to go
otter-hunting in."
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THE TRIALS
OF THOMAS. - NO. 1 Thomas (sol.). "Master says to me, 'See
you take care of Miss Maud on that new pony, Thomas;' but
wot I want to know is, 'oo's to look after Thomas on the old
brougham 'oss?"
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