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The Pittsburgh Steelers Football Schedule

THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE

September 11.....Carson Middle School
18.....Cub Scout Troop 101
25.....Pennsylvania Blind Academy

October 2......Spanish American War Vets
9......Crippled Childrens Home
16.....St Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
23.....Girl Scout Troop 469
30.....Pennsylvania VD Clinic 43

November 6......Pittsburgh Boys Choir
13.....Korean War Amputees
20.....VA Hospital Polio Patients
27.....Utopia Gay Boys of SF


RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR:

1. When playing the polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect leg braces.

2. When playing the girl scouts, the Steelers must not eat their cookies.

3. When playing the blind academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jerseys.

4. When playing the Korean War Amputees, the Steelers must not file any protests about players with one leg being hard to tackle.

RULES SAME AS LAST YEAR:

1. A touchdown, (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for you Steeler fans), is still worth 21 points for the Steelers.

2. The Steelers will play with twenty seven men on the field.

3. The Steelers will be allowed to use band members for substitutes.

4. The Steelers will be allowed twenty time-outs.

5. A first down for the Steelers is three yards.

Note: The Steelers name will be changed to the Tampons because they are good for only one period and don't have a second string.

Chuck Noll will be replaced by Linda Lovelace. She will blow a few but she won't choke on the big ones.