Lets play some more: BASEBALL Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the
winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to
sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come
back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee
victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy
Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there
baseball in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you
want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven,
Earl." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night." PRESS RELEASE The NFL announced today in a press conference that one team from the league
needed to be eliminated. What officials have decided to do is combine the
Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team therefore
saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS.....They're only good for one period and
have no second string.
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