Lets play some more: Olympic Wrestling OLYMPIC WRESTLING Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It
is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and
said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has.
Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're
finished!" The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match The American and the
Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a
sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him
up in the dreaded pretzel hold! A sigh of disappointment went up from the
crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was
lost. He couldn't watch the ending. Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer
raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The
Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed
on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler
alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!" The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready
to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened
my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. "I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength
I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. "You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"
THINGS YOU HEAR IN A FOOTBALL BROADCAST THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT AREN'T The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow It's a game of inches. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. He's gonna feel that one tommorow. He found his tight end. End around He had to stretch to get it in He gets penetration into the backfield He blows them off (at the line) He bangs it in He could go all the way He gets it off just in time He goes deep He found a hole and slid through it He pounds it in He beats them off (the line) He's got great hands THE BIG HORSE RACE Horses in the race are:
At the Post:
They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight
spot.
At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate
Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a
head.
Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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