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Mommy, what is the definition of...

MOMMY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF...

Amnesia...............What did you just ask me?

Apathy.................I don't care.

Bigotry.................I'm not going to tell someone like you.

Damnation............Go to hell!

Dyslexia................Beeing Sackwards.

Egotistical.............I'm the best person to answer that question.

Evasive.................Go do your homework.

Flatulent................That question really stinks!

Hostility................If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!

Ignorance..............I don't know.

Indifference...........It doesn't matter.

Influenza...............You've got to be sick to ask me that question.

Insomnia................I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.

Irreverant...............I swear to God, you ask too many questions!

Masturbation..........Your father can handle that question.

Narcissism.............Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?

Over-Protective......I don't know if you're ready for the answer.

Paranoid................You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?

Procrastination.......I'll tell you tommorow.

Repetitive...............I already told you the answer once.before.

Self-Centered.........Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.

Suspicious.............Why are you asking me all these questions?