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Seminars For Males
Why Guys Like Girls

SEMINARS FOR MALES

Combating Stupidity

You, too, can do housework

PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut

How to fill an ice tray

We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- give us money

Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am

Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")

Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception

Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen

How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong

Spelling -- Even you can get it right

Understanding your financial incompetence

You -- The Weaker Sex

Reasons to give flowers

Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom

Garbage -- Getting it to the curb

You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try

The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast

I'll wear it if I damn well please

How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it is not a bidet")

"The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms

Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are hooey.

How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost

The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency

Romanticism -- ideas other than sex

Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes

Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too

Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home

You too can be a designated driver

Seeing the true you (formerly titled "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked")

Changing your underwear -- it really works

WHY GUYS LIKE GIRLS

They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

How cute they look when they sleep

The ease in which they fit into our arms

The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

How cute they are when they eat

The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

Because they are always warm even when its minus thirty outside

The way they look good no matter what they wear

The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

How cute they are when they argue

The way her hand always finds yours

The way they smile

The way you feel when you see their name on the call display after you just had a big fight

The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'

Actually... just the way they kiss you...

The way they fall into your arms when they cry

Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

Then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)

The way they say "I miss you"

The way you miss them

The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.