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What The Professor Really Means
Why You Should Learn Algebra


WHAT THE PROFESSOR REALLY MEANS


You'll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field I used it as a grad student
If you follow these few simple rules, you'll do fine on the course If you don't need any sleep you'll do fine in the course
The gist of what the author is saying is what's most important. I don't understand the details either.
Various authorities agree that... My hunch is that...
The answer to your question is beyond the scope of this class. I don't know.
You'll have to see me during my office hours for a thorough answer to your question. I don't know.
In answer to your question, you must recognize that there are several disparate points of view. I really don't know.
Today we are going to discuss a most important topic. Today we are going to discuss my dissertation.
Unfortunately, we haven't the time to consider all of the people who made contributions to this field I disagree with what roughly half of the people in this class have said.
We can continue this discussion outside of class. I'm tired of this - let's quit
You're winning the argument - let's quit.
Today we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be good educational experience. I stayed out to late last night didn't have time to prepare a lecture.
Any questions ? I'm ready to let you go.
The test will be 50-questions multiple choice. The test will be 60-questions mustiple guess, plus three short-answer questions (1000 words or more) and no one will score above 55%
The test scores were generally good. Some of you managed C+.
The test scores were a little below my expectations. Where was the party last night ?
Some of you could have done better. Everyone flunked.
Before we begin the lecture for today, are there any questions about previous material ? Has anyone opened the book yet ?
According to my sources... According to the guy who taught this class last year...
It's been very rewarding to teach this class. I hope they find someone else to teach it next year.


WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN ALGEBRA


After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can be reached of the secret to wealth and success.
Here it goes.

Knowledge is Power
Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
Power is Work over Time.

So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:

K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:

Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What this MEANS is that:

1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:

M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:

The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get

W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge

From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.

What THIS MEANS is:

The stupid rich do little or no work.

Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an exercise for the reader.



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