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Guide To Successful Student Life
Things Engineering School Didn't Teach You

GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL STUDENT LIFE

Grant money is a huge worry, but remember the government are working night and day to relieve you of it.

Students financial problems are usually quite simple, - they don't have any money.

Try not to have original ideas, it only leads to complications.

The philosophy students moto: "I think, therefore I exist - I think..."

Warning: Dates on calenders are usually closer than they appear!

Remember, to copy from a book is plagarism.To copy from many is research.

If you've got the answer......you probably didn't understand the question.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Definition of work: 'What you do the night before an exam.'

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Remember, exams are like snot - they get up your nose.

A bore: someone who gets good marks in a subject you failed.

Definition of a genius: 'Someone who is too clever to get a proper job.'

Tutors often have photographic minds: under-developed and negative.

Don't let lectures interfere with your education.

Try to stay out of debt, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

Use your Mastercard to pay off your Visa bill.

Remember, God loves stupid people, thats why he made so many.

Don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out alive anyway!

THINGS ENGINEERING SCHOOL DIDN'T TEACH YOU

There are at least ten types of capacitors.

Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex mathematics, which you will never use.

Always try to fix the hardware with software.

Engineering is like having an eight am class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

Forget an engineering career, just try to keep a job.

Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.

Dilbert is a documentary.