Lets go back to school: Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Final
Exams THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR FINAL EXAMS Have a root canal Eat dirt Go to all of your classes Clean out your bellybutton Make crank calls Gamble borrowed money Sharpen your pencils (all of them) Talk to yourself Try on all your clothes at one time Try on all your clothes one at a time Memorize the phone book Play your records backwards Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up Go to the airport and meet people Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
Start new rumours Hold your breath till you pass out Rub your eyes till you see stars Fry ants with a magnfying glass Set every clock in a building forward Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
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