Lets go back to school: Homework Schedule HOMEWORK SCHEDULE Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time
should be budgeted in the following manner: Fifteen minutes looking for assignment. Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment. Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not
like children. Eight minutes in the bathroom. Ten minutes getting a snack. Seven minutes checking the TV Guide. Six minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mum or Dad to do the
assignment. PHYSICS QUESTION It is apparently one of Magnus Magnusson's favourite after-dinner stories,
but originally came from the "Engineers Weekly" of Denmark, and
illustrates the virtues and pitfalls of "thinking for oneself". It concerns the following question in a physics degree exam at the
University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a
barometer." One enterprising student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to
the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the
skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the
barometer will equal the height of the building." This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was
failed immediately. The student appealed, on the grounds that his answer was
indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to
decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did
not display any noticeable knowledge of physics; to resolve the problem it was
decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to verbally
provide an answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic
principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought.
The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student
replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make up
his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as
follows: Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop
it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height
of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 1/2gt squared
(height equals half times gravity time squared). But bad luck on the barometer.
Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer,
then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the
length of the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of
proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short
piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground
level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the
difference in the gravitational restoring force (T = 2 pi sqr root of l over
g). Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier
to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths,
then add them up. If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you
could use the barometer to measure air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper,
compare it with standard air pressure on the ground, and convert the difference
in millibars into feet to give the height of the building. But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind
and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the
janitor's door and say to him "If you would like a nice new barometer, I
will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper."
Physics Question
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