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LA High School Vocabulary Primer
LA High School Maths Exam

LA HIGH SCHOOL VOCABULARY PRIMER

Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"

Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."

Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right undermine.

Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I asked them, you plannin on stain?"

Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."

Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen left and right."

Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the other night, so I seldom to my friend."

Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."

Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night, I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."

Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me a little paper cup and said, here penis.

Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his state. I asked if they electrocute em, hand, orgasm."

Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."

Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow your head off."

Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."

Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."

Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing with that hoe."

Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."

July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the truth or July?"

Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my wife."

Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she horde around in her school."

Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who be honor?"

Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"

Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said fortify dollars. honey."

Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."

Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose."

Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."

Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."

Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."

Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."

Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."

Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I said copulate."

Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"

Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."

Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."

Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."

Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."

Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find be a job?"

Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."

Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."

Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."

Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said---anus."

Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford.

LA HIGH SCHOOL MATHS EXAM

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?