Lets go on our travels: Reasons For Being German
REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN . . . . . . . . . In-built sense of pacifism REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN Chicken Madras Lamb Passanda Onion Bhaji Bombay Potatoe Chicken Tikka Masala Rogan Josh Popadoms Chisken Dopiaza Meat Boona Kingfisher lager REASONS FOR BEING WELSH You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you? REASONS FOR BEING IRISH Guinness 18 children becuase you can't use contraceptives You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road Pubs never close Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have
sex with a condom on No one can ever remember the night before Kill people you don't agree with Stew More Guiness Eating stew and drinking guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning
after a bout of sectarian violence REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN It beats being an American Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground Kill Grizzly bears with huge fuckoff shotguns and cover your house in
their skins Own-an-eskimo scheme Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised
nation on earth wanted Fosters Lager Dispossess Abbos who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because
you think it belongs to you Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket Tact and sensitivity Bondai Beach Other beaches Liberated attitude to homosexuals Drinking cold lager on the beach Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach
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Reasons For Being Welsh
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Reasons For Being Canadian
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