Lets go on our travels: Introduction to Chinese
INTRODUCTION TO CHINESE SOUTHERN COMPUTER TERMS
Southern Computer Terms
Ai Bang Mai Ne
I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu
A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat
You need a face lift
Dum Gai
A stupid person
Gun Pao Der
An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung
Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun
A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia
Approach me
Lao Ze Sho
Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi
Not very good
Lin Ching
An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding
A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai
A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be
A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne
A small horse
Ten Ding Ba
Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung
A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah
Cleaning a car
Wai So Dim
Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting
There is no reason to raise your voice
Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Barcode
Thems the fightin' rules down at the local tavern
Bug
The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte
What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jim Bob
Cache
Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip
Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash
When you go to JR.'s party uninvited
Digital
The art of counting on your fingers
Diskette
Female disco dancer
Fax
What you lie about to the IRS
Hacker
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Internet
Where cafeteria workers put their hair
Keyboard
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere tractor
MAC
Big Bubbas favorite fast food
Modem
IQ comparison (she's mo' dum than ya'll)
Mouse Pad
Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network
Scoopin' up a big fish before it breaks the line
Online
Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
ROM
Where the pope lives
Screen
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
Serial port
A red wine you drink with breakfast
Superconductor
Amtrak's employee of the year
Terminal
Time to call the undertaker
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