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Introduction to Chinese
Southern Computer Terms


INTRODUCTION TO CHINESE


Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning a car
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice


SOUTHERN COMPUTER TERMS


Backup What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Barcode Thems the fightin' rules down at the local tavern
Bug The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jim Bob
Cache Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash When you go to JR.'s party uninvited
Digital The art of counting on your fingers
Diskette Female disco dancer
Fax What you lie about to the IRS
Hacker Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Internet Where cafeteria workers put their hair
Keyboard Where you hang the keys to the John Deere tractor
MAC Big Bubbas favorite fast food
Modem IQ comparison (she's mo' dum than ya'll)
Mouse Pad Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network Scoopin' up a big fish before it breaks the line
Online Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
ROM Where the pope lives
Screen Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
Serial port A red wine you drink with breakfast
Superconductor Amtrak's employee of the year
Terminal Time to call the undertaker



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