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Application for Foreign Aid 


Thank you for your interest in becoming an Ally of the United States of America 
and becoming an official receiver of US Foreign Aid. All we ask before you begin 
your relations and enjoy the benefits of the package we offer, you must fill out 
the following form. If you have any questions, please look at the Frequently 
Asked Questions attached to this document. 

Personal Information 

First Name_______________________ Initial ____ 
Last Name _______________________ Age___ 

Please indicate your official title within your nation, faction or group. 

__President 
__Dictator 
__King 
__Duke or Prince 
__Self proclaimed religious leader 
__Islamic Radical 

Please indicate your rank if it applies 

__General 
__LT 
__Captain 
__Comrade 
__Classiefied 
__Agent 
__Tycoon 
__President 
__Don (Mob Boss) 
__other (Please describe):_______________________________________ 

Please indicate your present mental state, check all that appley 
__Sane 
__Mild schizophrenic episodes 
__Illusions of grandeur 
__Dress in clothing of opposite gender (not a dis-qualifying factor) 
__Sadist, Pedophile, zoophiliac or other psycho-sexual disorder 
__Sociopathic tendancies 
__confused 
__Denyal of reality 

Have you ever had the tendancies to commit the following? 
__Run around the house naked 
__Laugh at others in secret 
__sexually explore yourself, or others 
__Commit genocide or homocide on a grand scale 
__Have a bad day/declair war on smaller nation 
__Extradite Jews or other cultures 
__Attack smaller nations 
__Dig mass-graves "just in case" 


Please indicate which activites you/your spouse or you cabinet are interested in. 
__Golf 
__Boating 
__Watching TV 
__Sabotage 
__Billiards 
__Exercise 
__Propiganda 
__Destabalizing 
__Conspiring for domination 
__Grand theft/massive defraud 
__Gardening 
__Crafts 
__Smuggling 
__Black Marketering 
__Collectables/antiques 
__Wines/Cheeses 
__Interrogation/torture 
__Crushing rebelions 
__Espianage 
__Reconnaisance 
__Fashion Clothing 
__Border Disputes 
__The Occult 
__Mutually Assured Destruction 
__Randomly attacking civilians 
__Political Purges 

Does your military possess/use any of the following. 
__Color TV 
__VCR 
__ICBM's 
__"Little Bastard" torture kit 
__CD Player 
__Surface-to-Air missiles 
__Air-to-Air missiles 
__Space Shuttle 
__Home Computer 
__Nuclear Weapons 
__Stealth Air Craft 
__Tactical Fighters 
__Stratigic Bombers 

Please describe the location of your country. 
__North American 
__Central American 
__South American/Disputed 
__South American 
__Europe 
__Asia 
__Oceanic 
__Africa 
__Disputed 
__Rising Third/Fourth Reich 
__Unknown/classified 
__Yet to be determined 
__Island empire 

Please indicate your governments style. 
__Capitalist 
__Communist 
__Monarchy 
__Capitalist (Repressed) 
__Islamic 
__Crazed Islamic 
__Nazi 
__Fascist 
__Islamic Other 
__Despotist 
__Religeous Fundimentalist 
__Feudalist 

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PLEASE INDICATE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING FEATURES YOUR NATIONS POSSESSES 

Is your nation/organization located near the following areas or nations? 
__China 
__Russia 
__Middle East 
__Central Asia 
__South America 
__Canada 
__CBS 
__Tropical Rainforest 
__Volcano 
__American Radar Base 
__Russian Radar Base 
__Chinesse Radar Base 

Do you think your country would be a prime sight for any of the following? 
__Radar Base 
__Air Force Base 
__Army Base 
__Naval Base 
__Nuclear Missile Sight 
__Nuclear Testing Sight 
__CIA training grounds 
__CIA Safe house 

Would you or Your nation be interested in the folloing programs? 
__US Ally plane 
__US Foreign Aid 
__US Embassy 
__UN Branch 
__Becomming a US puppet state 
__US trade programs 
__Classified civilian abduction/experimentation program 

Thank You for contacting the US Department of Foreign Affairs. 
Your applicantion will be processed immediately so that you may benefit from 
becoming a US Ally as quickley as possible.

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