Lets go on our travels: SHALL WE EAT "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a
waitress. "Just the chicken." - The response a waitress gave when
asked if there were any dairy products in a soup. "Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer
ordered a plain cheeseburger. "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a
waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a
breakfast meal. "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?" "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3
pounder?" "Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a
couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola. "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -
Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar
and one without. "What's the difference?" - Asked of a waitress when asked if
the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese. "Is this for here or to go?" - Asked of a Dairy Queen
customer at a drive-through window. "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." - A
waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings. "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?" "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?" "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?" "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?" "7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and
smothered with golden fried onion rings." - On a menu. "Our whipped butter is made with margarine." - On a
menu. "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will
read the menu for you." - A notice in a restaurant. "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." - On the bottom of
a pizza parlor's take-out menu. "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." - Cafeteria worker
serving shrimp at a public high school. "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls - do they have ham in
them?" - A customer at a bakery cafe. "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" - A customer
at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant. "This is to go." - Commonly said by customers at
drive-through windows.
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