Lets go on our travels:

Against The Law
Elephant Books

AGAINST THE LAW

Going to America, well, here's a bit for those who always say, "it's illegal, so it must be wrong"....

Nicholas County, WV

No Clergy shall tell a joke from the pulpit.

Gloversville, NY

Woman wrestlers are prohibited within city limits.

Compton, CA

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is prohibited.

Lake Charles, LA

It's illegal to let a rain puddle remain in your front yard more than 12 hours.

Walden, NY

You cannot give someone a drink of water without a permit.

Vermont

It's illegal to whistle underwater.

Fort Madison, IA

Fire department personnel are required to practice 15 minutes before attending a fire.

California

A housewife may go to prison if she doesn't cook her dusting cloth after use.

Elko, NV

No one shall walk upon the street without wearing a mask.

Colorado

Serving of food in a room used for any other purpose is prohibited.

New York City, NY

No decks of cards allowed in any apartment located within a mile's radius of an armory.

Wyoming

Women are required to stand 5 feet away from bars when drinking in public.

South Carolina

Hip pockets are illegal. (They provide a convenient place for pint bottles)

Virginia

Horses of more than one year old are prohibited in a place of worship.

ELEPHANT BOOKS

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant

The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.

The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden

The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants

The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants

The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money

The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People

The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant

The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.

The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants

The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?