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How To Satisfy A Woman
She Was Only A.....

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed,

tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube,

stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,

pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,

toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,

return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl,

show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend,

implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel,

ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce,

aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify,

sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,

embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,

locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate,

repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for,

die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit,

enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle,

snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate,

spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify,

take her places,

scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,

diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,

flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,

mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk,

keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize,

brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax,

ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize

and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

SHE WAS ONLY A.....