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Reason's You Think He Hasn't Called
What Gift Would You Prefer

REASONS YOU THINK HE HASN'T CALLED

He wrote your number on his hand and he then sweated.

He was allowed only one phone call and he had to use it to call his lawyer.

His mother wouldn't let him.

He has a cold and he is afraid you will think he is a heavy breather.

He broke his glasses and can't see the numbers without them.

He broke his glasses and can't see the telephone without them.

His horoscope said it would be extremely damaging to have a relationship with a (fill your sign in here) this month.

He decided he is gay.

His Goldfish died.

He put your number in his jacket, which went to the cleaner, and three weeks later they still haven't found that cocktail napkin.

All this long-distance-carrier stuff....a man can forget how to dial local.

His pet gerbil chewed through the phone cord.

He has all the symptoms of Lyme disease, including an intense, indescibable weakness in his extremeties that precludes the possibility of picking up the phone.

He did not want to pressure you into feeling you had to speak to him.

His New Age meditation guru advised him to take a vow of silence for a month.

He did call: your answering machine just didn't record the message (for the first time in five years).

He's in a state of extreme depression and did not want to burden you, of all people.

He had to go off on a sudden business trip and long-distance operators to Libya are not the most cooperative.

He heard rumors that even regular phones maybe carcinogentic, so he is not taking any chances.

He's thrown by women who know more about basketball than he does.

He went to a retreat to get in touch with his inner man, the one who was going to call you.

Your face he remembers, it's your phone number he forgot.

He thought you were going to call him.

WHAT GIFT WOULD YOU PREFER

To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get.

1. Candy

2. Flowers

3. A sweet poem

4. Sex

5. Dinner/Dancing

6. Waffle iron

If you answered:

1. CANDY - It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...

OR

you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love. You fat slut.

2. FLOWERS - It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...

OR

you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die. You sadistic slut.

3. A SWEET POEM - It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...

OR

you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. You stingy slut.

4. SEX - It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful...

OR

you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another. You randy slut.

5. DINNER/DANCING - It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...

OR

you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor. You cheap slut.

6. WAFFLE IRON - It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use...

OR

you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances. You raunchy slut.