Lets get on with more Women: Rules To Be A Female
RULES TO BE A FEMALE Go to the loo with your mates Expect the man to buy the condoms Expose every weakness displayed by a man at any opportunity Complain Shop When your man has to go away for a course or business, whinge like crazy
that you are being left alone Complain Steal your fella's best shirt and stain it with make-up Take an hour to get ready Blame PMT Regularly change the name of PMT Interest in sex is proportionate to your age When your sexual interest is at its peak try to find a man of more
mature years to satisfy you Blame "the change" Squeeze the toothpaste from the wrong end Put a circle of carpet on the loo seat cover so it falls down after
10-15 seconds Moan about men making a mess in your loo Complain Collect cuddly toys Leave soiled knickers on the bathroom floor Shop Tell your girlfriends your intimate sexual secrets Especially if you haven't told your boyfriend Complain Hate women with bigger chests than you Hate women who are thinner than you Hate women who talk to your man Hate women who look like they might talk to your man Hate women who once went out with your man Hate tarty looking women Hate frumpy looking women Hate women who wear more expensive clothes than you Hate women who wear cheaper clothes than you Hate women wearing the same clothes as you Complain Giggle with the girls Never laugh with a man, only at a man Drive badly Drive men up the wall Drive other women mad Drive to the shops Shop some more Eat too much chocolate Diet Diet some more Complain Talk on the phone Leave your hair in the plug-hole Shop Whinge about drunk men Pick up drunk men Shop Complain Talk on the phone Argue Complain Shop Reason by being unreasonable Be Unreasonable Complain Fill the golf GTI up with diesel Never reverse into a parking space no matter how small, better to bump
the front wheel over the kerb. (The higher the kerb the better) Leave lotions and potions cluttered around the sink, so when ever anyone
tries to wash their hands the "clutter" all falls in Talk on the phone some more Remember your in-laws birthdays Whinge about shopping for the in-laws Christmas/birthday/anniversary
presents REASONS WOMEN DATE JERKS INSTEAD OF NICE GUYS More fun to complain about them to your friends. Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting. When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save
time and go for the jerk in the first place? You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in
control. All the other women want them, so they must be worth having. Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give
it. Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of
lovemaking skills most of the time. No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them. Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing
instead of getting mad about it six months later. Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who
will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers.
Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice
Guys
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