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With
outstanding confidence, Visiting Professor Jakob Kuhn
explained
to his class at Oriel College, Oxford, what Eastern Europe will look
like after the next war. ..."Let's put right all that has gone wrong in European History in the last 1,000 years or so. All it takes is some imagination and another bloody good war. To help conduct the war, all Western European countries will repatriate immigrants of up to three generations whose families have been wronged by neighbouring Eastern European people. Recent membership of the EU will fully justify involvement of the East European countries, firstly by resettling their lost brethren, and secondly by training and arming them in the pursuit of the Final Solution. The war will be carefully planned with all sides adhering to "The Map". As depicted on "The Map" on the left, it will be remarkably simple for ethnological rationalisation to complete in a few weekends, during which special trains and articulated lorries will be made available for non-combatants to take up their new accommodation in exchange for what they will leave behind in a simple swap. Isolated Germanic minorities on the north coast of Poland will be given planning permission to build a peninsula into the Baltic Sea, where they will be resettled. There, they can exercise their famous resourcefulness by converting sea-water into fuel for the cold winters. Further South, Bosnian muslims will similarly be converted into winter fuel by Serbo-Croatian families displaced in the 90s by the NATO-backed regime. The luckiest people will be the Macedonias who will have no fewer than four options for a new home: Albania, Serbia, Bulgaria and Greece - the four countries which will soon 'meet' where Skopje has been. The Greeks are particularly generous, promising the newcomers houses not just by the sea but in the sea, similar to those of German minorities in the North of Poland."... |