Mary had a little lamb

who couldn’t code in C;

it spent its time reflectively

in front of its PC.

 
Object-oriented programming

was not its strongest skill;

it was more pleasant certainly

to a protracted plan.

The lamb was sold to make cat food

and ended in a can...

 
The moral of this story is

that lambs who cannot code

should never seek a job to work

in the programming mode.