The Beginning

“In the beginning was ‘The Beginning’.  There, right at the top of the page, just above the beginning of the story which began at ‘The Beginning’...or rather just below it at the first line; you know, the one beginning “In the beginning”.

The author, whom we shall call “The Author” to preserve his anonymity (although it is actually fame that he has sought all his life), began to read his story from ‘The Beginning’ and felt strange.  He began to think that, if he changed the beginning of ‘The Beginning’, the base of his argument would vanish.  The argument was... (he couldn’t actually remember against whom or what he was arguing; it was more of an unsolicited statement about independent thinking... or something)  ...where was I?  Oh, yes, of course.  The argument (or statement) was that there must be a well identified beginning in every piece of text, to discourage the practice of casually flicking pages of a magazine back to front while holding a cup of coffee in the left hand and pretending that you actually read anything through.. to the end.  Well, you see, in reading a story beginning properly at The Beginning back to front, one would find the end at The Beginning.

“Fancy that”, The Author thought:  “The End at The Beginning”!  Now, what was that at the back of his mind?  Yes! The Moebius strip that his math mistress kept telling them about while they were looking up her short skirt...  They were thinking of The Moebius Strip as something ‘The Mistress’ might have performed while high on drugs in a Dutch bar called ‘The Moebius’ late at night...

Well, no.  The Moebius Strip had neither beginning nor end, which is not exactly as a story with an End at The Beginning.  He felt compelled to write a story that ran round and round as though it began at...     The Beginning

 He later wrote a very short story called, simply...

 The End

“In the beginning was The End”


Poetry