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HI there, if you are reading this then you have obviously had a shot at my IQ test. Well, here are the answers...| Question 1: | Why can't a man living in Yorkshire be buried in London? |
| Answer 1: | Because he's still alive - stupid. |
| Question 2: | In a bungalow, the curtains are pink, the carpet is pink, the walls are pink, the furniture is pink and the ceiling is pink. What colour are the stairs likely to be? |
| Answer 2: | Other Answer - Bungalows don't have stairs. |
| Question 3: | What kind of government exists in Kazifstan? |
| Answer 3: | None - There is no such place as Kazifstan. |
| Question 4: | Why put signs on gates saying "Always leave shut", as opposed to building a fence? |
| Answer 4: | To stop people from opening them - of course. |
| Question 5: | How much would two colour TVs cost? (approx) |
| Answer 5: | Less than £100 - because a two-color television has only two colours - black and white, it would drive the cost down. |
| Question 6: | How many average-sized babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? |
| Answer 6: | None Silly - Baby oil isn't made out of babies!!! |
| Question 7: | What does the Microsoft Word spell checker suggest when given the word "zzzz"? |
| Answer 7: | Sex - No really, it does. Bloody MS |
| Question 8: | Which character in Star Wars appeared in all three movies but only had a speaking part in the second film? |
| Answer 8: | Boba Fett - A bit of Star Wars trivia thrown in there for good measure |
| Question 9: | Why do the Russians celebrate the november revulution in october? |
| Answer 9: | Different Calendars - but I suppose even different calendars in down to Russians being thick. |
| Question 10: | How long did the 100 years war last? |
| Answer 10: | 116 years - Well, that one seems a bit daft to me! |
Although I have shared my knowledge with you this time, I will never tell (despite pleadings from people) , about how I judge these IQ tests. I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you afterwards.