* The only reason I want it is so I can mail you back your results!
Section 2: The questions
Question 1: Why can't a man living in Yorkshire be buried in London?
a) Because he is still alive
b) Because there is not enough room there
c) Because the ground is harder
d) Other reason
Question 2: In a bungalow, the curtains are pink, the carpet is pink, the
walls are pink, the furniture is pink and the ceiling is pink. What colour are the stairs likely to be?
a) Red
b) Pink
c) Yellow
d) Blue
e) Other Answer
Question 3: What system of government existists in Kazifstan?
a) Communist b) Democratic
c) Totalitarian
d) Republic
e) Monarchy
f) None
Question 4: Why put signs on gates saying "Always leave shut", as opposed to building a fence?
a) Because it is cheaper
b) To stop people from opening them
c) To play a joke on someone who needs to open the gate
d) no reason
Question 5: How much would two colour TVs cost? (approx)
a) Less than £100
b) Between £100-£200
c) Over £200
d) Depends where you shop
Question 6: How many average-sized babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
a) None Silly
b) 1-3
c) more than 3
d) Depends on size of bottle
Question 7: What does the Microsoft Word Spell Checker suggest when given the word "zzzz"?
a) zzzz
b) I'd like to see Bill Gates dead
c) sex
d) Bunion
Question 8: Which character in Star Wars appeared in all three movies but only had a speaking part in the second film?
a) Biggs Darklighter
b) Boba Fett
c) Wedge
d) Lando Calrisien
e) None of above
Question 9: Why do the Russians celebrate the november revulution in october?
a) Because Russians are thick
b) Because everyone was too busy in November
c) Because they have different calendars
d) Because Vodka production is higher in October
e) The reason is deeply personal and sensitive
Question 10: How long did the 100 years war last?
a) 100 years
b) 106 years
c) 116 years
d) 126 years
e) 136 years
Section 3: Pop it in the post
All you have to do now is to send off the answers by pressing the submit button on the right. To start again because you know
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