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© Daniel Garland 1999


Hello and welcome one and all to my new and updated webpage. Please make yourself at home.

For all those new people, this is a personal webpage written by Daniel Garland just for a laff really. Inside there are several interesting things; computers, internet, music, games, downloads and more! Please see the Contents List. Not bad for a non-commercial website written by a 16-year old hoodlum (that's me BTW).

News and Tidings

This website was last updated during the month of November, in the year of Our Lord Ninteen Thousand Nine Hundred and Nintey Nine. Apart from all the usual updates, you fill find damn near nothing of significance. Sorry about that. The good news is that I may be able in the near future to implement some ASP pages. What this means is more efficient access to my secret hard-porn databanks.. erm whoops I meant some really cool stuff like the IQ test could mark itself and stuff like that. Keep both eyes out.

I'm appealing for new files, toys, sounds etc. so if you have any then please mail them, thanks. One other note is if you download any files from The Gallery then please be patient - all my files have been double-checked - they are there and virus-scanned. My file areas include AOL, Geocities.com and BT Internet so they are fairly fast downloads.

I apologize for the recent bug in the gallery where downloading from Geocities.com resulted in a "Whoops!" screen. This was due to the takeover by Yahoo! and they changed it so you can't use Geocities.com like a file bin - but rest assured folks I will use it any damn way I want. But you already knew that.

If you have any suggestions, questions or flames about my site then please direct them At Me or complete my feedback form.

Thank you for your interest in my site, I hope you enjoy it.

Dandy Dan


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