2. That dress looks great… but it would look better screwed up in the corner of my bedroom.

3. My name's [state your name], but you can call me [Lover, horny beast, ace, admiral]

4. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck??

5. What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a fuck?? ["No."] You don't like pizza?? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Okay.")

6. Can I flirt with you??

7. Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.

8. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??

9. [Grab his/her ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken??

10. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

12. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

13. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

14. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

15. That dress looks great… but it would look better around your ankles.

16. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

17. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

18. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

19. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?

20. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

21. Do you have any British in you? Would you like some?

22. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

23. Hey baby, you want to see something swell?

24. Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.

25. Hi, my name's (_____), how do you like me so far?

26. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.

27. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

28. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

29. I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

30. Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?

31. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

32. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile

33. Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"

34. Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck?"(wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say "..ing drink."

35. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? He: Twice.

36. You know what I like about you? My arms.

37. Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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