This is the Joke Machine, a small collection of jokes to tell your friends, so that they then say: "Hey, he's a really funny guy".

The jokes are organised by catagory, so click on the type of joke you are looking for. Note: jokes may offend. If you are easily offended, then bugger off! (joke)

	Jokes Page 1
	Jokes Page 2
	Jokes Page 3
	Jokes Page 4
	Jokes Page 5
	Blonde jokes
	"Yo mama" insults
	Cool chatup lines
	Famous Quotes

If you have any jokes, chatup lines or the lark then please direct them to DandyDan PO Box 1 Great Britain