• Yo mama's so fat, they use her as a trampoline at the olympic games!

• Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery!

• Yo mama's so fat, when I shag her my ass hits the lightbulb!

• Yo mama's so dirty, when the sergent yells "Hit the dirt!", everyone beats the shit out of your mama!

• Yo mama's so dumb, she even failed her blood test!

• Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street she gets arrested for attempted murder!

• Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

• Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burns at birth!

• I saved yo mama's life today - I killed a shit-eating dog!

• Yo mama's like a library - open to the public!

• Your mama is so poor, you ask whats for dinner and she puts her feet on the table and says "corn."

• Your mama is such a slut, she's been filled in more than an application form!

• Your mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

• Your mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

• Your mama is so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

• Your mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a New World.

• Your mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

• Your mama is so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

• Your mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

• Your mama is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.

• Your mama is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

• Your mama is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

• Your mama is so fat, she walked in front of the TV and we missed 2 episodes of "Friends."

• Your mama is so fat, she wipes her ass with a mattress.

• Your Mama is so ugly, she walks down the street and gets aressted for attempted murder.

• Your Mama is so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

• Your mama is like a library, open to the public.

• Your mama is so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back".

• Yo mama's so fat, she needs planning permission just to take a shit.

• Yo moma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass.

• Yo moma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

• Yo moma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

• Yo moma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

• Yo moma so fat the Met Office has to assign names to her farts!!!

• Yo moma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

• Yo moma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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