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THE GAMESMASTER

MY SON

ALL THAT MY SON DOES IS EAT, SLEEP AND BREATHE GAMES WHETHER THEY ARE ON THE GAMEBOY, THE NINTENDO 64, THE SONY PLAYSTATION OR THE COMPUTER. HE CAN NOT BE SEPERATED FROM HIS MACHINES FOR LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES. THEY ARE HIS LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES. THEY ARE THE VERY THINGS THAT KEEP HIS BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS. IF HE HAPPENS TO BECOME DETACHED FROM HIS LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES THEN HE MUST FIND AN AMUSEMENT ARCADE TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. AS WELL AS BEING A GAMESTER, MY SON IS AN 'E' NUMBER JUNKY, SLURPING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF POP EACH AND EVERY WEEK WHICH FUELS HIS TEMPER TO RIDICULOUS HEIGHTS WHEN THE MACHINE CHEATS (I.E. BEATS HIM).

HE IS NOW SEEKING EMPLOYMENT AS A GAMES TESTER FOR ANY SOFTWARE COMPANY WHO WISHES THEIR GAMES TO BE WELL AND TRULY TESTED. HE IS UNBIASSED AND HE WILL TELL YOU HOW IT IS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE E-MAIL THOMAS AT THE ADDRESS BELOW:-

jaste191@talk21.com