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Incumbent: Father Blue Bricky.
The Good Book.
Todays Reading:  

Taken from Engine and Exhaust, chapter 2, verses 1-6

1. And so Alan didst walk out of the kitchen and did sayeth to his wife "Be not sore afraid to whatever curses thou heareth me speak whence I am under the back of the bus"

2. "For I hath spent forty days and forty nights spraying the exhaust nuts with the blessed tincture of WD40."

3. And though Alan's wife heard the most foulest of language, and did witness the air to turneth verily blue, she stirred not from Big Brother and did continue to muncheth on the sainted Hob-Nobs.

4. With all his might, Alan did pulleth hard on the spanner whence the nut did roundeth and the spanner did striketh him squarely in the mush.

5. And lo, there was verily a tumultuous reverie of stars, seriphim and cheribim around Alan's head. And yet the nut did stay fast so Alan decided to calleth it a day and to go inside for a nice beer.

6. Refitting is the reverse of removal.

Amen

 

The Ten Commandments of the C.O.I.C.

Thou shalt hath no other camper but VW.
Thou shalt not taketh the name of Wolfsburg in vain unless thou art unable to remove a castle nut with even yea the longest breaker bar.
Sunday shalt be a day of rest.Unless there art just one more task to be undertaken on thy bus.
Thou shalt honour thy camper through summer and winter, through times of good running and breakdown.
Thou shalt not scrappeth thy bus even though it be kippered beyond all belief and hath verily a shell unto the likeness of a doilly.
Thou shalt not drive another bus without the full and consenting knowledge of thine own.
Thou shalt not steal, lest it be raining hard and though needeth only one more piece of 2x4 from the building site for to chocketh thine jacking pont.
Thou shalt not bear false witness unto the true mileage of thy bus even though it hath not the 6th digit
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours camper lest it be a stock rust free minter with but 20k miles on the clock.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours camping goods as he is verily a spoddy little git with all the kit and will never worrieth over where the torch be at 2am when nature calleth.

All material (c) COIC 2003. Adrian Beaumont. With thanks to the Reverend and his Kin.