The Shopfront, May

MAY 2002: AKME OPENS SHOP IN OXFORD AT 12 BROAD STREET.
"The strangest bookshop and exhibition ever seen in Oxford" - Oxford Times, 21/6/02

Leased on a short-term tenancy from Oxford City Council, AKME EXPRESSION was located in the very heart of the City, opposite Balliol College and Trinity gates, a taper's throw from the Martyrs' memorial, nearby The Bodleian Library and Blackwell's Bookshops, and a few doors down from 'The Oxford Story' tourist attraction.


The Scream Window Display

The Scream Window Display


The Oxford University Freedom of Expression (OUFOE) Appeal: all proceeds from the shop go towards paying Oxford University's £12,500 legal costs. (explanation)

The Gallery of Shame

The Gallery of Shame


The empty chair

The Empty Chair

During the negotiation over Oxford's £12,500 costs, Malcolm offered to raise the money in full and up front provided the university use it to endow a lectureship in publishing law (Click for letter). The university was "not interested in the proposal".


MID-MAY: AKME launches AKME UNIVERSITY
installation in lower ground floor and basement

Table of Charges

Presidency of Trickery College £12,500
Mastership of Broke College £500
Degree 1st Class (any subject) £200
Degree 2.1 (any subject) £100
Degree 2.2 (any subject) £50
A Level (any subject) Free with
every purchase


AKME presents

ANOTHER OXFORD STORY

from the piety of Frideswide to the avarice of the modern don

from the piety of Frideswide to the avarice of the modern don

featuring:

the Saint's grotto

the Saint's grotto


the Descent

the Descent


the University Council

the University Council


blood below stairs

blood below stairs


Plus: THE SEVEN CENTURIES OF MYSTERY TOUR through ALL SOULLESS COLLEGE to the Martyrs' Ditch, the ancient, futile search for the University's conscience; HARVEY McGREGOR ON ROYALTIES (the court recording of the damages hearing in Malcolm v. Oxford, 11th July 1991; THE TOLLING BELL, THE SAFE BETS, THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, THE DIM COMPLEX and much, much more...


King Gnome takes flight

King Gnome takes flight, ranting
(The Warden's sabbatical, 30th May - Click)


Plus AKME UNIVERSITY T-SHIRTS
(Table of Charges, Free A Level, Another Oxford Story)

Only £9.95 each, large or medium non-shrink. Order by mail from Akme Publications, 7 Southover Street, Brighton BN2 2UA (cheques payable to AKME Publications).

T-shirt front & back


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See The Guardian 25/6/02.

22nd JUNE: THE SHOP CLOSES
Making Names and The Remedy stocked by Thornton's and Borders.


Click for newspaper reports:

ANDREW'S LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS - full-page finale article by Reg Little in The Oxford Times, 21st June 2002.

The Times Higher Education Supplement 26/4/02, The Oxford Times 26/4/02, The Guardian 30/4/02, The Oxford Star 2/5/02, The Oxford Student 2/5/02, Cherwell 3/5/02, Publishing News 10/5/02, South China Morning Post 11/5/02, Private Eye 17/5/02, Change (US higher ed. journal) Autumn 2002, Malcolm in the Middle major article in The Philosophers' Magazine Autumn 2002.

The Oxford Student, 30/5/02, rave review of Making Names: "Electra remains one of the most powerful statements of the human condition written in the past century."

The Times Higher Education Supplement, 31/5/02, shock news that Ryan is leaving Oxford and going to Stanford, USA. Ryan launches extraordinary attack on the UK higher education system, photo, plus letters 7/6. Cherwell, 7/6/02 reports Malcolm's link with Ryan's departure. The things people say. More extraordinary fallout quotes, including Ryan's departure puff in The Independent 13/6/02, "Sell off OUP" suggestion made by New College Bursar David Palfreyman in The Oxford Magazine 14/6/02 and a delicious Beloff boast from a profile in The Guardian 18/6/02.

THE HISTORY OF AKME AND OF THIS WEBSITE,

THE AKME OXFORD CUTTINGS LIBRARY,

THE AKME LITERARY LAW LIBRARY,

ABOUT MAKING NAMES,

ABOUT THE REMEDY,

THE SITE INDEX.

e-mail: akme@btinternet.com