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Everything A True Fan Wanted To Know About: Keith
Who cleans your house?
Whoever's living in it at the time. Different people stay in my house - my friends look after it while I'm away. But I don't have a cleaner 'cos I don't like people in my house who I don't know.
What's in the CD player in your car?
I have Pure Moods in me car. I never get sick of it when I'm driving, and it sounds great as my sound system's so big. I don't have it in all my cars cos I don't have a big selection any more. I sold them all - even the cream one in the Something Else video.
Would you eat British beef?
No. Irish meat is much nicer, and it's not been condemned either. I would eat a Big Mac in Britain, though, cos they import all their beef from Europe!
Have you ever sung karaoke?
I used to sing karaoke around the pubs in Dublin. My speciality was Crocodile Rock!
Is too much TV bad for you?
It influenced me when I was younger. I watched Zorro when I was eight or nine and decided I'd like to leave a mark everywhere like him. I cut a triangle shape in everything - curtains, cushions, you name it. I said one of my mates had done but I was found out and bashed for it.
Do you like going to fun fairs?
There's a fair called Funderland which comes to Dublin every Christmas, and we make a date to go there when it's closed. We have a laugh and go on all the rides. I love it.
So what would be the most dangerous sport you've ever played?
I used to play a game called hurling. You have a small ball which you hit with a long stick. I once had my skull cracked open and my hand broken when I played.
Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
No. I've been stopped by the police in my cars cos my registration plate is the wrong colour or for tax or insurance checks. The best excuse I've heard is that my exhaust is too big!
When was the last time you had to say you were sorry?
I had a fight with a loved one the other night and I was in the wrong so I said sorry. if I know I'm wrong I have no problems in apologising. If I think I'm right you'll never make me apologise in a million years.