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GRAND NATIONAL 2000
THE 4HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
A BET ON THESE HORSES IS....
DOOMED !!!
(Normally !!! ...... TEE !!! HEE !!! HEE !!!)
Royal Ascot Meeting
DAY FOUR
SO!!!!
Once more you've entered the breach !!!.......... , we've saved you a penny or two, but we keep on missing one ...... AAAH !!!......... How cruel to taunt the Dead !!! .
No time to dwell, what shouldn't you do on Day Four then?
KING EDWARD VII STAKES
A thrashing by Holding Court, and a weak looking win at Doncaster does not bode well for Roscius..... Hopefully a good start for us !!!
HARDWICKE STAKES
If she runs and it hasn't rained Shiva has to be avoided. We also think that money on Fruits of Love will not bear fruit, this is tougher than last year's assignment
CORONATION STAKES
Princess Ellen, and Bluemamba are flattered by their formline and are scandalously priced up all things considered.
WOKINGHAM STAKES
Nice One Clare hasn't run for 300 days, however good this horse may be, its a gigantic ask on its seasonal debut......... and its 12/1.... very short .........TOO SHORT !!!. We feel the same about Strachan, whose never run against his elders. He appears to have plenty of wait on what he's achieved, though we concede he may run well
WINDSOR CASTLE STAKES
Whilst she may improve on this better surface, the fact remains that Dietrich is vulnerable over a stiff 5furlongs, despite this being the poorest race of the meeting
HARDWICKE STAKES
I'm not convinced that Kahtan and Winged Hussar will last home so investment on them may transpire to be misplaced............ OR SO WE HOPE !!!
Now be off with you !!!, Let the dead rest .....we've done our bidding............
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE BACK !!!
Royal Ascot Meeting
DAY THREE
Aaah!!!!
Good Evening, so you're back...........we almost got a full house again we did........ THAT MAN FALLON AGAIN ...... AAAH !!!........... How that name'll haunt us....
No time to dwell, what shouldn't you do on Day Three eh?
RIBBLESDALE STAKES
Kalypso Katie is vulnerable, but not as much as Teggiano, A 270 day absence, and the form of her races beginning to crumble..... Hopefully a good start for us !!!
NORFOLK STAKES
Cannot understand why Superstar Leo is marked up so short, if this goes off anywhere favorite, you'll be taking a risk on the basis of Grade D form............ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THE RISK ?!!!
GOLD CUP
Endorsement is very short on what she's achieved, and is also having her first race in 326 days..........any price offered around 11/2, is scandalous considering such poor credentials however well she may work at home.
KING GEORGE V STAKES
King's Mill, and Air Defence have plenty of weight on what they've achieved... overall profile suggest that they should be opposed
Now be off with you !!!, we need our rest...................but PLEASE DO COME BACK TOMORROW !!!
DAY TWO
Aaah!!!!
Good Evening, so you're back...........we nearly got a full house we did........ CURSES TO DALAMPOUR !!!!!........... How that name'll haunt us this week ..............Why didn't The 4Long Pole tell us he was one of his HORSES TO FOLLOW !!!
Never mind ........ We live to fight another day. What shouldn't do on Day Two then eh?
JERSEY STAKES
We're adamant that Nicobar is very poor value on the strength of what he's done. The man on boards obviously is influencing his actual chances...... Don't get involved
HUNT CUP
The same applies to the ridiculously short Caribbean Monarch. We also believe Exeat will come in for support tomorrow. with such a poor win to run ratio DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THE RISK ?!!!
PRINCE OF WALES STAKES
We nearly chose both Dubai Millenium, and Sendawar, as we do believe that their is the live chance that they may contrive both their downfalls. We'll learn both alone but appreciate the pitfalls
Now be off with you !!!, we need our rest...................but PLEASE DO COME BACK TOMORROW !!!
DAY ONE
Aaah!!!!
Good Evening, its nice to be in the pleasure of your company after such a short space of time............................... WE HOPE that you spent the savings made not backing Aristotle, Best of the Best, and Beat Hollow wisely........... we even tipped the winner the cheeky DEVILS WE ARE ................... CURSES THOUGH TO FIRE DOME !!!!!........... How that name'll haunt US .............. we cant let that happen too much this week !!!, or on OUR OWN HEADS BE IT !!!
So?........ You want to know who not to do on Day One eh?
We were very tempted to go after Aljabr with the strong opposition and likely fast pace, but we've passed him over for;
ST JAMES PALACE STAKES
We're adamant that Shibboleth wont get home in this company. We also think conditions are going against Bachir and China Visit, so we'll oppose those two immediately
QUEENS VASE
Dalampour, and Dubai Two Thousand are good horses but may be stretched over this marathon trip
Now be off with you !!!, we need our rest...................but PLEASE DO COME BACK TOMORROW !!!
Do
come Again !!!
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