The "Lay of the Day"
by "The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse"

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Whether it be "the race of the day" or a small prize round the gaffs, we will  attempt to use our knowledge of the formbook to highlight the fancied horses participating each day and their characteristics and requirements. Hopefully this ´second opinion´ provides you with a winner or two each day, or even reinforces your own view on a particular may even convince you to back some of those horses which we feel are the "ones to fear", or have decent each-way claims. whichever is the case, we hope the information is of use to you.

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Bonjour. Bienvenue mes Dames et Monsieurs...

 Good Mourning, ... get it ?!!... morning ... mourning ...no?!! ... OH WELL PLEASE YOURSELF!!! ... god you´re so much better that the crowd we had it ´ere last week... TEE HEE HEE !!!.

So please has "the boss" been with our "tales of woe", that he has given us the chance to a daily slot... HOPE YOU FIND IT ENLIGHTENING.. TEE HEE HEE!!!

"MARCH 2007"

	╔═╦╦¦¨•8th MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is Provocative who runs at Wincanton in the Dick Woodhouse Hunters' Chase at 4:55. .[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•7th MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today Silistra who runs at Fontwell in the Racing Post "Hands And Heels" Jumps Series Handicap Hurdle at 4:15 .[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•6th MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	Like A Bee who runs at Exeter in the Totesport.com Devon National Handicap Chase at 3:20.[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•5th MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	Cosmic Destiny who runs at Lingfield Park in the Pontins.com Handicap at 3:30.[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•4th MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	Kilcoe Castle who runs at Clonmel in the Kilsheelan Handicap Hurdle at 2:45. [Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•3rd MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	Ñozĩc who runs at Newbury in the VC Casino.com Gold Cup Handicap Chase at 3:15.[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ [Finishing Position] :→
	╔═╦╦¦¨•2nd MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	The Luder who runs at Newbury in the Arkell's Brewery Novices' Handicap şteeple´CH.  at 3:40.[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ 5/2 [Finishing Position] :→  Fourth Place... ,... [Tee Hee Hee!]
	╔═╦╦¦¨•1st MARCH 2007•¨¦═╦═╗ :→  Good Mourning!!... do you get it? MOURNING!!!... ( (MORNING?!!)... No?!!... oh well, please yourselves! how nice to see you again,... [you're so much nicer than the crowd we had in here yesterday...[TEE HEE HEE!!!]... We have deliberated and have come to a decision. Our "Lay of the Day" today is
	Safari Adventures who runs at Taunton in the Horserace Betting Levy Board Novices' Hurdle at 4:20.[Justification:] → [Due to circumstances beyond our control, The 4 Horsemen will not be able to provide you with a rationale for our selection today. We apologise for this inconvenience and will do our best to ensure that normal service is resumed tomorrow]. [Starting Price] :→ 7/4 [Finishing Position] :→  Fifth Place... ,... [Tee Hee Hee!]

NOW BE OFF WITH YOU !!! 

We´re off to see our MUMMY ... MUMMIES .. get it? ... Oh we give up!!!...  But do come again ... "We like to talk to you ....

"Its raining dead, hallelujah, its raining dead , yeah dead ....
TEE HEE HEE !!!"

This page was updated on Thursday March 08, 2007 at 01:03:54 AM .

Selections for Monday - Friday should be available after 9:30pm the previous evening, however on Saturday and Sunday due to other commitments won´t be posted until after 8:30am those respective mornings unless otherwise stated. Hopefully this helps