19th April, 2001

"Oh no, More Pregnants!"

No - your eyes are not decieving you. This is a new update! Put the noose back under the stairs, because The Pregnants have semi-returned. While there's been a distinct lack of updates for, well, five months, you may or may not be about to experiance a flurry of activity on this site.

As the majority of images on site are over two years old, I plan to update the profiles pages etc. over the next week or so, so keep your eyes peeled.

Not literally.

Meanwhile, have a look at this. It's fairly silly, and nearly relevant.

Why no updates for ages? Well, The Pregnants had to put rehearsing and recording on hold for a while as they dedicated their time to other, more constructive things.

Okay, 'constructive' may be stretching the truth a little. Stumpy D starred in a 50 minute spoof documentary along with Big Mad Mr T and Pregfriend Ronnie Rebound. The film was co-written by Big Mad Mr T along with other Pregfriend The 'Evil' Rampton, and the two were mentioned in the local paper, the Basingstoke Gazzette. For more information, check out the new PFRB page.

Aside from making derogitory comments at any mention of the PFRB film, Rambo has been contending with working night shifts at his 'E-Support' agency, which he denies is linked to drug rehabilitation. He was last seen peering through his bedroom curtains, wearing only a teatowel over his head while shouting "I AM YOUR GOD NOW" and throwing spent teabags at passers by using a large foam hand attached to a garden cane. Rambo is said to have recently purchased PC God-sim "Black &White".

Rambo is also assisting other 'Researchers' (including Big Mad Mr T) for the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Earth Edition) by contributing his knowledge of straight edge to The Guide. Go here to find out how he's doing.

Probably the most viable explaination for the apparent dissappearance of The Pregnants is that they have been 'helping' alter-ego funk band Poota record their debut album. Now Poota have finished their CD, and it is rumoured that they will soon have a website, where deprived info-holics will be able to read more half truths and allout lies.