Here are 2 short stories to get the ball rolling and shows what we're looking for
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There was the time when we were racing at 'The Mount', Scarborough when my mate crashed and was brought back in the ambulance with a broken collarbone. All he could think of was Indian curry and Beer, so we got rat-arsed in York and drove the Ford Thames Van back home, well we think we did? Incidentally that was the same ambulance that Chris Vincent crashed into later that meeting. Webmaster many years ago
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Once upon a time. So what's a false neutral? Well, whatever it was the results were spectacular.  Bend ahead, one down, no drive, tight anal sphincter, slight panic, cerebral freeze up, straighten up, contact grass verge, brakes on, locked wheels, foot down, caught in tussock, bike proceeds the other foot, bike lies down, both parties detach and slide into ditch head first. Accompanying parties, rush in, pick up bike, check for damage, wipe off grass stains. Chat amongst selves and finally recover rider and pilion from ditch. Amongst bikers, it's always the bike first. Ashamed of Sheffield. 01-01-08
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