SCIENCE
SCIENCE
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS WARNING!!
Element - Woman
Symbol - Wo
Discovered by - Adam
Atomic Mass - Average 100 lbs, but may vary between 80 and 190 lbs
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface usually covered with painted film
2. Boils or freezes without known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if used incorrectly
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Great affinity with gold, silver and some precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances whilst remaining unchanged
3. Explodes spontaneously without prior warning, and for no apparent reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by alcohol
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a superior specimen
POTENTIAL HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous expect in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other