TEN
MALE TERRORS
Ten things that terrify men
The death-rattle of a washing-machine not covered by extended warranty
The pub pianist's introduction to My Way
The constant drip behind the false wall after the shower has been turned off
The boss saying, 'so how long have you been with us?'
The first toy commercial of the festive season
The background noises when phoning home at the weekend to see how the kids are getting on
The garage mechanic's ominous intake of breath
Their name in the middle of an otherwise unintelligible public announcement at a football stadium
The opening bars of next door's Guns 'n' Roses double album
The pilot waiting until 30,000 feet before announcing, 'there is no cause for alarm'