MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE
Named quotes
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be Happier than others.-Oscar Wilde
Niagara Falls is only the second biggest disappointment of the standard honeymoon. - Oscar Wilde
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
Bachelors know more about women than married men; If they didn't, they'd be married too. -H. L. Mencken
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. - H. L. Mencken
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. - Helen Rowland
To the bride, marriage is just like the wedding service; aisle, altar, hymn. - Frank Muir
Behind every husband's achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. - Brooks Hay
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble. - Ray Hull
A man in love is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Anonymous quotes
WIFE (Worries Invited For Ever)
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back ...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.