ALLY - He always brings a friend.
ANDY - Lovable, Likable, Bald as a Coot. A tallented studio shreader.
BEN - Attention Godfather: Testicles. That is all.
BUD - This is not the real Alex McNair....This is just a tribute!
CHARLOTTE - Official band photographer and long term rocker and fan.
CHARLOTTE G - Rocker, gambler, Northener. Singer and J3 rocker.
DAN THE DOCKER - Missing. Presumed dead.
DEBBIE - Fan of happy hour.
DIANE - Timmy's number 1 fan.
DUDLEY - All Sorted mate.
EDD - Afro'd aristocrat with an addiction. J3 Rocker.
GARY - Controller of sound. Prepared to wait...
GREG - Hard working man from Hull. Rocker, Drinker, Smoker......
and soon to be a teacher. A Sexual Terrorist.
HELEN - Studying music in Yorkie- It's not for girls!
JASON - Another Stereo Affair...
JIMMY - Will He Tango? Yes. In several rooms at once.
JOE BENDER - Can been seen dancing, gingerly, in the middle of the dance floor.
KAYLEIGH - Carrow Road rocker.
KEVIN - Hardcore fan - has good taste in car!
KIRSTY - Proffesser Culley is workin hard...
KIRSTEN - Our first follower from the U.S. J3 Rocker.
LAURA D - Another fuelled rocker. Strange obsession with geese.
LIZ - Proper southern hardcore rocker. If we're crap, she'll tell us...
LORETA - Like Borat. Only from Lithuania.
LOUISE - Ricky supervisor. Barclaycard rocker.
LOUISE 2 - Jason's piece.
MARIE - She stops by every 5 years or so.
MATTY - Pedestrian.
MIKE - Jegshimash! Currently In search of Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts. If he'd been drinking out of the toilet, he might have been killed...
MR. STAYPUFT - It just popped in there...
NANCY - Victim of the sexual terrorist...
NICKY - Accompanies Marie on her semi-decade outings.
NIC OLA - Dave's favourite groupie. Chef, Northener and big Rocker.
PAUL - King Dong
PERCY - Maggie I think I got something to say to you.
PETRA - We have no leads, no clues, no witnesses. If anyone knows anything please dial 'O' from your telephone. That number again - 'O', or simply visit him HERE!!!
RACHEL - Will she be at the next gig? Of Corsa she will...
RAY - You have to focus. Focus.
RAYMOND - The bastard?
RICHIE - King of the purple headed warriors. Have you been near his biffen's bridge recently? So much of a legend....he's a myth
RICKY - Rod Jnr. Electric rocker. Is something fishy here?
SARAH McBud - Please ask her about a personal loan.
SARAH - Diggerdy, diggerdy... (Sigh)
SHARON - Ya ya, absolutely. The Phantom of the Opera.
STEPH - Demonstrates model behaviour
SUE L - So near, yet so spar...
SUE W - So near, yet so spar...
VERITY - Shares a house with a vicar and the spawn of satan!!!
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