This was Darren Obbard's Web page, I have decided remove it because

• The content was dull beyond belief
• It had become criminally out of date
• My friends are no longer exciting enough to warrant publication
• The contents were reducing my chances of a good postdoc job

I may do another more detailed work-related site one day, if I get bored enough.

If your name is Dickon Hood, and thus you will still complain about the site despite its complete lack of any content, there will one day be a special Dickon-enabled (frame-free, javascript-free, image-free, css-free, colour-free, but not to mention incredibly-out-of-date-coz-I-can't-be-arsed-to-update-it) version for you.