Weeble declined our invitation to be interviewed formally, but he did tell us that his ambitions were to catch the postman by surprise, make the milkman drop his bottles and breed with the cat up the road.

He was born in South East London in 1992 and moved to Lincolnshire with his mother Nobby  in 2000.

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She has six offspring (that we know of) but after witnessing her behaviour with her late mate, the real number could be far higher.

As he is in his late teens and has seen several homes, he likes to relax when possible and enjoy the quiet life.

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