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Rural
Philosopher. "Nay, thou maun't be sweerin' at owd mare!
She's gotten a deal more sense nor some of uz what's better
eddicated."
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M.F.H.
(getting up). "What the deuce do you mean by riding over me
like that!" Youth (with bad stutter). "S-s-s-so s-sorry! I
h-h-hadn't t-t-time to say w-w-w-w-woa!"
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M.F.H. (who
has lately taken to polo). "By Jove, old man, this is better
than missing a dirty little white ball, and saying 'd-n,'
isn't it?"
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JERICHO
Irreverent HYoungster (to old huntsman, poundedd by a wall).
"Now then, Charley, it's no use walking up and down in front
of it unless you blow your trumpet."
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Retired
Huntsman (who has taken to fishing). "I'll have to chuck it,
Sam. I think they're all t'other side, where I can't reach
'em." New Huntsman (passing with hounds). "Hold on abit.
I'll slip over the bridge, and turn 'em to you!"
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THE TRIALS
OF THOMAS. NO. 2 Thomas (with difficulty getting within
hailing distance). "Miss Maud! Miss Maud! We must be goin'
'ome now, it's two o'clock, and Mistress said you warn't to
'ave a long day." Miss Maud. "You can go home. I mean to see
the end of the hunt - it'll be worth the biggest rowing in
the world!"
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Glorious
news in the hunting world! No more dull diner-parties!! Once
again a Cockney refers to the hounds as "Dogs"!
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SIGNS OF THE
TIMES Boy (at sound of horn). "'Ere be the 'unters a-comin!
'Ark to the hooter!"
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