Satirical Card of the Month August 1998

Ken,
Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
now you know, just what I are.
Twinkle, twinkle, silly bat,
you must wonder what I'm at.
I'll gladly blame my good friend Billy,
messing my dress sure was silly!
Now I'll be rich!
yours, Monica

Monica Lewinsky's revised reply to independent counsel Ken Starr.


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Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
Now you know, just what I are.
Starr Angel
I will admit, that I did lie,
In exchange for your immunitie!