Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
how I wonder what you are. Starr Angel
Do you think that I would lie,
will you indict me, by and by?
Ken,
Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
how I wonder what you are.

Twinkle, twinkle, silly bat,
how I wonder what you're at.
Will you name my good friend Billy,
Stop it now and don't be silly.

Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr,
how I wonder what you are.

You must be joking!
yours
Monica

Satirical Card of the Week 3rd April 1998
Monica Lewinsky's reply to independent counsel Ken Starr who is considering seeking an indictment against Monica Lewinsky for perjury, and naming President Clinton as co-conspirator
Submitted by Dave Spart

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Swift Award, Satirical Card of the week