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THE STORY OF CHRIS WILSON
It was a night they would all remember: October 23rd 1987, 4am. The full moon that had shined brightly before was sinking behind the horizon now and all the evil the night pertained went back into hiding, another night of destruction complete. In the hospital bed, they all surrounded the child just born. But this would be no ordinary child – this was a unique, a chosen one, a boy to be man who would step forth and bring down a future totalitarian society with his unmatchable skills physically and mentally. Everyone in the room knew this fate, the prophecies had told them so.
Unfortunately that didn’t turn out to be true. The woman prophesier (who works for the post office coincidentally) got it wrong and it turned out it was the little boy in the next bed. Chris Wilson would turn out to be some schmoe instead, creating weird little films and writing a blog on the internet to make his life seem more interesting. Never mind, eh?
“FUN” AND SEEMINGLY RANDOM FACTS
+ Chris is from Grimsby in England, that little shithole just underneath that huge crack on the right of the map… Yes, that one! He should be relocating to Sheffield in September on a mostly full time basis to do a Film and Media Production course at University.
+ Favourite bands: Muse, Supergrass, Nickelback, The White Stripes, Limp Bizkit, Alter Bridge, Feeder, Foo Fighters, The Lightning Seeds, Metallica…
+ Favourite TV shows: Family Guy, Futurama, Spaced, The Simpsons, Lost, WCW and WWE wrestling, Brainiac, Mythbusters, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Amazing Race…
+ Favourite films: Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, The Green Mile, The 400 Blows, Psycho, Jaws, Once Were Warriors, Sweet Sixteen, Bullet Boy…
+ Chris likes to make films, at this current level just for fun. He also loves to write, and has so far written every film produced on this website. And when it isn’t being a bastard, Chris knows how to use Adobe Photoshop extremely well.
+ He has a fear of frogs.
+ His previous injuries include a broken arm, a broken thumb and a couple of concussions.
+ Chicken is his favourite food, Mars Bar is his favourite chocolate and Dr Pepper is his favourite drink of choice. He has a peanut allergy of an unknown severity and trying to eat bananas almost makes him sick every time for some reason…
+ He doesn’t drink, do drugs or smoke. It isn’t because he’s straight edge or he’s a twelve year old CM Punk fan poser either.
+ Chris has a near unhealthy obsession with professional wrestling, especially with defunct federation World Championship Wrestling - where he likes to collect old tapes of it. He wishes he could find more WCW Nitro shows but he can’t find any outside the estimated forty Nitro’s he already has.
+ Mega Man 2 is the greatest computer game of all time. This is closely followed by WWF No Mercy, Street Fighter II, Super Monaco GP and SSX 2.