My ccidents..............

Between Blairgowrie and Cupar

Early morning, came up to ancient drop-top Merc, started to overtake, he accelerates, I accelerate,
he accelerates, I accelerate, make it past, come to corner, make it round no problem, onto approach
to bridge, loose rear end, it overtakes me and oops, hit bridge guard rail. 

Summary: I was a plonker!

Car Park, Manchester Airport.

Get lost trying to find way out of badly signed car park. Follow similarly confused driver down a ramp,
she hesitates at bottom, I don't, crunch.

Summary: I was a plonker!

Back road Pitlochry to Blairgowrie

Driving along minding my own business. Stag jumps out in front, up over bonnet, almost though windscreen.
Going to Kirkwall next morning, car sits in Aberdeen Airport Car Park for a week. Car ICE gets stolen
at repair garage... at least their insurance pays up!

Summary: One dead stag, one poorly car (and I had my stereo nicked when the car was repaired)

Car Park, Tay Health Authority, Perth

Pulling out in pouring rain, get too close to edge of slope, scrape lower doors along marker post

Summary: Oops one of those things

A19, Billingham Bypass

Driving along, see what looks like white carrier bag on road, cars to either side, it's only a carrier no
problem. Crunch, it's a Dunlop Man off a lorry's wing mirror. (stopped and picked it up, still got it)

Summary: Note to self, it might not be a plastic bag, try and miss it next time.

Manchester Railway Station.

Dropping boss off for train, back way, do a 'U' turn itnclosed entrance, catch sill on broken off girder.

Summary: Don't always trust the boss,

Multi Storey Car Park, Scarborough

Backing into space, a bit close to support pillar, scrape.... it cost 600 quid to fix!

Summary: Mondeo Estates do not fit in small bays and a small scratch can be expensive,