To boldly go where no crisp and nose have gone before.
Once upon a time there lived two friends - a crisp called Buzz Lightlysalted and a rednose called Astronose. They both applied for employment with Walkers - their mission to search out in space new shapes and flavours. After passing the quality control test they were offered the mission to search out the planet Crispmas.
After a crisp n' dry bath and wrapped in silver foil to preserve their freshness they blasted off in Spudnik 1. On their journey they had to go through the potatoroid belt. Their shuttlebag was pounded by crinkle cuts. They were in the middle of an astrocrisp cyber storm. Then in front of them apparently from nowhere appeared a planet. Buzz was horrified as the planet was covered in what looked to be - mashed potato - and geysers of hot bubbling cooking oil was spewed high into the sky. They did however manage to land safely on a "plain" and stepped cautiously from the craft.
Together they planted a potato and cried out , "one small step for a nose one giant step for Walkers" All of a sudden strange looking creatures were in front of them - they certainly looked like the real monster munchers. Astronose looked shocked but this time it was Buzz who gave the reassurance. Buzz stretched out his hand which held a packet of Walkers crisps - no better way of developing a relationship than by cracking open a packet.
Our gallant adventurers were invited to a prawn cocktail party with the background music "Smokey Bacon Gets in Your Eyes." and so Buzz and Nose had completed the first part of their mission to infinity and beyond for the benefit of all Crispkind. Wish them well as they venture forth.