The Insults
Brains aren’t everything. In fact,
in your case they’re
nothing!
Don’t let your mind wander — it’s
far too little to be let out
on it’s own.
Your so fat, every time you turn around it's your birthday.
Your so stupid, you would trip over a cordless phone.
I don’t think you are a fool. But
what’s my opinion
compared to that of thousands of
others?
Your so fat, you've got more rolls than a dinner table at thanksgiving.
If you were twice as smart as you
are now, you’d still be
absolutely stupid.
When i look into your eyes, i see
straight through to the
back of your head.
I’ll bet he opens his post with that nose!
Your so poor, you had to join the
army to get a haircut.
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